I always thought Johnny Carson was just brilliant, and I used to watch him and all the comics that would be on the show every night – and I’d dream about it being me.
It seems like we wake up and it’s a race until you get to bed. It gets to you after a while and you think, ‘What the hell am I doing?’
People may think I’m trying something new by telling stories, but they’re just jokes connected to give the illusion of stories. But really, I just continue using my imagination and creating. That’s what I do.
Doing stand-up is like running across a frozen pond with the ice breaking behind you. I love it because it’s dangerous.
It usually helps me write by reading – somehow the reading gear in your head turns the writing gear.
I was always making my friends laugh, but I never wanted the attention of the whole classroom.
I didn’t tell any of my friends that I wanted to be a comedian, because I was superstitious. I thought if I told people, it wouldn’t happen. So I kept it all in my head for years and years.
Very rarely do I talk off the top of my head on stage. I’m not an improv guy. I’m a writer-guy who presents what he’s written.
I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I’m home now. But leave a message and I’ll call when I’m out.
You know those things that you throw the twigs into and it spits them out? That’s what I do. The branches are like life, and I throw them into my head and some of it comes out as humor.
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Malaysian television host, actor and model Henry Ewan Golding was born in Kuching, Sarawak, Malaysia, to Margaret Likan and Clive Golding. His father is English and his mother is Malaysian. His mother is from the Iban people, an Indigenous group in Sarawak, and Henry completed the bejalai, an Iban rite of passage, in the jungles of Borneo.
Henry spent his early years in Terengganu. His family moved from Malaysia to Surrey, England, when he was eight. When he was twenty-one, he moved back to Malaysia, living in Kuala Lumpur, pursuing acting work, and becoming known as a host of travel shows.
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A lot of people say, ‘I gotta win my awards.’ I just wanna make great movies.
An action movie, a sci-fi action movie, would be my favourite thing in the world to do.
Ang Lee – he is amazing. I think doing a film with him would be breathtaking.
Bali is one of those places you can just keep going back to, and everything is there: the infrastructure, the culture, the art, the beautiful villas. My wife Liv and I go there quite often because we know that when we do arrive, it’s like an instant holiday.
Constance Wu is so dedicated, Anna Kendrick is ridiculously funny, and Blake Lively is magnetic.
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Even though he had burned up the London stage for nearly a decade–and appeared in several films–Michael Sheen was not really “discovered” by American audiences until his critically-acclaimed turn as Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart in the 1999 Broadway revival of “Amadeus”.
Sheen was born in Newport, Wales, the only son of Irene (Thomas) and Meyrick Sheen. The charming, curly-haired actor grew up a middle-class boy in the working-class town of Port Talbot, Wales. Although his parents worked in personnel, they shared with their son a deep appreciation for acting, with Meyrick Sheen enjoying some success later in life as a Jack Nicholson impersonator.
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Getting older is a struggle. I always feel that just under the surface of acceptance and enjoyment of the ageing process is a terrible hysteria just waiting to burst out.
No matter how difficult things are, and no matter how much grief and loss there is, you can turn it into something positive.
When you look at all the miracles attributed to Jesus, they’re all about change.
As a general thing, I’ve always been drawn to characters who appear to be one thing on the surface, but are actually something else underneath.
Acting itself is quite scary. Some people say that actors are show-offs, very egotistical and all that kind of stuff, but it is quite scary.
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Neymar, in full Neymar da Silva Santos, Jr., (born February 5, 1992, Mogi das Cruzes, Brazil), Brazilian football (soccer) player who was one of the most prolific scorers in his country’s storied football history.
Neymar began playing football as a boy in São Vicente, under the guidance of his father, a former professional footballer who remained a close adviser and mentor throughout his son’s career. Having played street and indoor five-a-side football, Neymar joined Portuguesa Santista’s youth team in São Vicente, and in 2003 he and his family moved to Santos. There Neymar, who was already an impressive player, joined the youth academy of Santos FC (the same club for which Brazilian football legend Pelé starred over the majority of his domestic career). At age 14 he had a successful trial with Spain’s Real Madrid, and Santos had to increase its spending to retain him.
Neymar—a slender-framed 5-foot-9-inch (1.75-meter) forward—was supremely confident on the field, with excellent body control, quick reflexes, and explosive speed. He made his first team debut with Santos in 2009. While playing for Santos, he averaged a goal every other match and helped the team win the Libertadores Cup (the most prestigious South American club competition) in 2011. Neymar’s many individual honors with Santos included the South American Footballer of the Year title in 2011 and 2012.
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The secret is to believe in your dreams; in your potential that you can be like your star, keep searching, keep believing and don’t lose faith in yourself.
There is no pressure when you are making a dream come true.
This moment,which we are living right now will pass too. We have to enjoy, enjoy all that we can.
I was never motivated by money. I think above all else about the happiness of my family, regardless of money.
I have both Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo as my idols. If I can take a little of each player’s game and make it my own, I would be very happy.
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Ronaldo was born and raised on the Portuguese island of Madeira on February 5, 1985, to Maria Dolores and Jose Aveiro. His mother was a cook, and his father was a gardener and kit manager for the local club. Ronaldo is an Aquarius who is Portuguese and of Latin ethnicity. Ronaldo had a hard life growing up.
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I’m living a dream I never want to wake up from.
When you lose a person you love so much, surviving the loss is difficult.
We cannot live being obsessed with what other people think about us. It’s impossible to live like that. Not even God managed to please the entire world.
I never promise anything. I don’t promise anything to my mum. I don’t promise anything to the supporters.
It is my conviction that here are no limits to learning, and that it can never stop, no matter what our age.
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If you love what you do and are willing to do what it takes, it’s within your reach.
I learned not to worry so much about the outcome, but to concentrate on the step I was on and to try to do it as perfectly as I could when I was doing it.
There are good things I see on Samsung phones that I wish were in my iPhone. I wish Apple would use them and could use them, and I don’t know if Samsung would stop us.
Not every Apple product makes a big enough difference to me to get instantly, although many do.
Our first computers were born not out of greed or ego, but in the revolutionary spirit of helping common people rise above the most powerful institutions.
I just believe in whatever you’re going to do, even if it’s work, have a little bit of fun attitude about it. You can be happy.
My dream was actually just to have a computer some day. If I’d imagined that it meant starting a company to sell them, I probably would have avoided the whole thing.
I want to get back to education. When I was in college I paid attention to child psychology portions of our psychology classes. I watch other people work with babies. And I saw the baby as developing like a computer and it intrigued me in my life. I wanted to do that.
I had designed -in high school designed hundreds and hundreds of computers over and over and over, so I developed these skills without ever thinking I’d do it in life as job.
I really, really wanted to be successful in my life just based on me and my mind alone. I didn’t ever want it to be an equation that amounted to a result coming from my brain plus something else.
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Some people have a way with words, and other people…oh, uh, not have way.
I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
I saw the movie, ‘Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon’ and was surprised because I didn’t see any tigers or dragons. And then I realized why: they’re crouching and hidden.
Writer’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.
I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you’re an idiot.
She tried to get even with him through psychological warfare but couldn’t, because he didn’t care.
I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.
How is it possible to miss a woman whom you kept at a distance, so that when she was gone you would not miss her?
She has learned that her body is precious and it mustn’t be offered carelessly ever again, as it holds a direct connection to her heart.
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Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first.
I have no fear of losing my life – if I have to save a koala or a crocodile or a kangaroo or a snake, mate, I will save it.
You know, you can touch a stick of dynamite, but if you touch a venomous snake it’ll turn around and bite you and kill you so fast it’s not even funny.
If we can teach people about wildlife, they will be touched. Share my wildlife with me. Because humans want to save things that they love.
When I talk to the camera, mate, it’s not like I’m talking to the camera, I’m talking to you because I want to whip you around and plunk you right there with me.
If you can’t excite people about wildlife, how can you convince them to love, cherish, and protect our wildlife and the environment they live in?
It never ceases to amaze me how cruel some people are. Do you think people would be so merciless and torturous if fish and sharks cried like babies when they felt pain?
If we can get people excited about animals, then by crikey, it makes it a heck of a lot easier to save them.
We humans still have a long way to go with learning to live harmoniously with our environment and its wildlife.
My dad taught me from my youngest childhood memories through these connections with Aboriginal and tribal people that you must always protect people’s sacred status, regardless of the past.
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There’s a hole in the world like a big black pit who are filled with people who are filled with shit.
Oh if life were made of moments Even now and then a bad one–! But if life were only moments, Then you’d never know you had one.
The dumbing down of the country reflects itself on Broadway. The shows get dumber, and the public gets used to them.
One difference between poetry and lyrics is that lyrics sort of fade into the background. They fade on the page and live on the stage when set to music.
Unless the object of the singer’s affection is a vampire, surely what Hart means is unphotogenic. Only vampires are unphotographable, but affectionate ‘-enic’ rhymes are hard to come by.
It’s your father’s fault that the curse got placed and the place got cursed in the first place.
Stop worrying where you’re going. Move on. If you can know where you’re going, you’ve gone. Just keep moving on.
It takes almost as much imagination to justify what you write as it does to write it.
Because in all of the whole human race Mrs. Lovett, there are two kinds of men and only two There’s the one staying put in his proper place And the one with his foot in the other one’s face.
Having just the vision’s no solution, everything depends on execution.
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He flung himself from the room, flung himself upon his horse and rode madly off in all directions.
Writing is no trouble: you just jot down ideas as they occur to you. The jotting is simplicity itself – it is the occurring which is difficult.
Advertising: the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it.
Now, the essence, the very spirit of Christmas is that we first make believe a thing is so, and lo, it presently turns out to be so.
Men are able to trust one another, knowing the exact degree of dishonesty they are entitled to expect.
It is to be observed that ‘angling’ is the name given to fishing by people who can’t fish.
A sportsman is a man who every now and then, simply has to get out and kill something.
It’s called political economy because it is has nothing to do with either politics or economy.
Writing is no trouble: you just jot down ideas as they occur to you. The jotting is simplicity itself–it is the occurring which is difficult.
The landlady of a boarding-house is a parallelogram – that is, an oblong angular figure, which cannot be described, but which is equal to anything.
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